Yr New Waterbed

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There's a rumor going 'round 'bout yr new waterbed
It leaks all day, it leaves you wet in the head
And it's probably really hard
To try to have sex on as well
I didn't even know that they were still in production
Bed of a past future gone
Increased lumbar support
And a fear of drowning on and on

How can I even function
Losing sleep at night
I can't trust yr waterbed
When you turn down the lights

You say that it's nothing but an urban legend
But I know a friend of a friend
Who laid a child there at night
And woke up to find him dead
So the story might be anecdotal
But my fears are so very real
And the strain on yr floorboards
Are gonna make your second story keel

That death trap in your bedroom
No longer can I abide
You're great, but yr waterbed
Makes me wanna run and hide

Back to a dull spring mattress
Back to relative safety
Never thought I'd ever
Miss danger that much lately
Alive, comfortable and unloved
With you I'm scared out of my wits
So if I come crawling back
Please spare me that whole pile of shit

I'm happy to be gasping, scared beyond dreams
I can pretend it's not as bad as it seems
I would love nothing less
Than to drown in yr waterbed


from Fake Marry Kill, released December 10, 2014
Christopher Casuga: vocals, guitar, baritone guitar, drums



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Fake Canadian Gilroy, California

The world needed another hyper-literate power-pop jawn fronted by a neurotic mess. Christopher Casuga is only happy to oblige.

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