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I wanna learn the language
Of a socialist Scandinavian country
'Coz if I could learn another tongue
I'd have no use for this one
I'd put on a million layers
Just to walk down to the store
And if it means I'll never see another old face
I couldn't ask for more
And I'll look up to the northern sky
See a plane break through the gray up high
And wonder before all this how I ever got by

In the present day, life is decent
So c'mon, let's go downtown
I can't walk a single block or into any other shop
Without getting down to getting down
But the sky paints a different picture
My mind's cribbing a different page
I can see the outline of the firmament
Lined by a gilded cage
I know you'll be sad to see me leave
But I ran out of tricks from inside my sleeve
Salvation from a passenger jet is my last reprieve

Don't bother trying to find me
This is no communique from the hole
By the time you dig down to where you think I am
I'll be sunbathing in the North Pole
I've got so many frequent flier miles
Oslo to Stockholm here I come
To follow me would be to court disappointment
How do you say in Swedish, “so long?”
I don't want to see your face brim-full of tears
I hear Reykjavik is nice this time of year
Check your mailbox in a few weeks' time for a souvenir
And a plane could solve my problems
If it could break past the visible light
No language, no people, no streetlamps,
No gravity, no feelings, only night


from Fake Marry Kill, released December 10, 2014
Christopher Casuga: vocals, guitars, bass, keyboards, drums



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Fake Canadian Gilroy, California

The world needed another hyper-literate power-pop jawn fronted by a neurotic mess. Christopher Casuga is only happy to oblige.

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