Musketeers Forever!

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Originally written for the canceled FKCN EP "Social Systems."


Best friends forever, give a shoutout
To the three who will never fall apart
We've got lines for any situation
No one but us three could get closer to the heart
It's been long since we last hung out like high school
But we can get the ball back in play again
So let's hang like every day's the weekend
And every weekend is summer vacation

Musketeers now always and forever
Musketeers are never gonna die
Long live those who will always stick together
The best of friends whom no one can deny

Let us introduce the members of the team
The coolest bunch of bastards you will ever hang out with
The man in black is a bass-playing maestro
He likes watching Star Trek and having lots of sex
The other one, he likes to dress fancy
And he knows superhero fiction in and out
And that leaves me, but you may not have the hunch
That the three of us together make an incredible bunch

Yet the dream was too good to be stable
Some good things were never meant to last
Some words exchanged turned into a bout
And two-thirds of the Musketeers eventually fell out
I could see my future flash before me
To become the son of divorcees
Who's gonna get custody on weekends
Will anything be the same as it could be

Just like that, the Musketeers were over
Hung my coat up for the very last time
I still keep up with them but they don't keep up with each other
As far as one is concerned, the other may well have died
I'd like to think that they squabbled over nothing
But who am I to say that their concerns are dumb
But either way, it doesn't really matter
We made a lie out of “out of many one”

And it happened one day in that summer
The Musketeers laid down their arms and died
Unthinkable to think the best friends who ever were
That flag again will never fly
Musketeers now no more and now never
Musketeers will never ride again
Divided, oh, just fuck the whole condition
Fuck it all, forever and amen


from Fake Marry Kill, released December 10, 2014
Christopher Casuga: vocals, guitars, bass, drums



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Fake Canadian Gilroy, California

The world needed another hyper-literate power-pop jawn fronted by a neurotic mess. Christopher Casuga is only happy to oblige.

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