Leap Day

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It happened on Leap Day so it doesn't matter
If I embarrass myself, at least I choose the manner
Cute will only get you so far
If you're so fucking coy about it
Some people are just out with their feelings
While others like me try to dress them up with meaning
Designed to deflect but instead they betray
The way I feel about you

If I sing this song I hope that you get it
And at the same time I hope that you don't
Though I wrote the rules I can't succeed
I love a game I can't win

Asking for it doesn't even begin
To describe just how foolish I've been
I hope if I raise you're gonna call
But folding is the correct play
It doesn't matter how I feel if you ain't down
So I feel down too, I try to turn it around
In a way, the bullet in my foot
Came from my own gun

The plan was to lay it down all on the line
With one single song and all would be fine
So why the fuck did I sing “Deeper Than Beauty”
When I could've sang “Ask”
Because your glasses are all sorts of okay
And the thing that we got is not a thing anyway
So let me try to not let this shit get awkward
If it does, then the terrorists win


from Fake Marry Kill, released December 10, 2014
Christopher Casuga: vocals, guitars, bass, drums



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Fake Canadian Gilroy, California

The world needed another hyper-literate power-pop jawn fronted by a neurotic mess. Christopher Casuga is only happy to oblige.

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